Tuesday, June 30, 2009

FDA may put restrictions on Tylenol

(I HAVE BEEN WARNING PEOPLE FOR YEARS ABOUT TYLENOL, DON'T TRUST THE GOVERNMENT TO PROTECT YOU--ONLY YOU CAN PROTECT YOURSELF-DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH-USUALLY IF YOU WAIT FOR THE GOVERNMENT TO ACT IT'S TO LATE)
DON'T MAKE ME SAY I TOLD YOU SO ABOUT CELL PHONES AND OVERHEAD POWER LINES

DEATH MEAT RECALL.........E-COLI HORROR

About 24 illnesses being investigated by federal officials may be related to the recall by JBS Swift Beef Co. in Colorado, United States Department of Agriculture said.
The beef was processed on April 21 and sent to grocery stores and other retailers in early May. Most was packaged as sirloin steaks and beef tips, although some stores may have made some into ground sirloin. Most is believed to have been sold already.
Consumers probably cannot identify the affected products because most was repackaged at the store, officials said. Those concerned should contact supermarkets directly. It's unknown how much came to Florida. Publix Supermarkets said it does not buy beef from Swift.
DID YOU KNOW THAT JBS SWIFT IS OWNED BY A BRAZILIAN COMPANY

DON'T LOOK INTO THE OBAMA EVIL EYE........... PRAY THAT HE NEVER LOOKS AT YOU LIKE THIS ..............



Monday, June 29, 2009

DUKE UNIVERSITY RESEARCHER AND OBAMA SUPPORTER OFFERED 5 YR OLD SON FOR SEX.................

Federal authorities say Frank Lombard, 42, of 24 Indigo Creek Trail, performed sexual acts on his son and invited an undercover investigator online to fly to North Carolina and do the same. Lombard, associate director of Duke's Center for Health Policy, was arrested Wednesday evening at his home. Investigators seized two webcams, five computers and a sex toy, among other items, after searching his home. Lombard, a licensed clinical social worker with a master's degree in social work, is a health-disparities researcher who studies HIV/AIDS in the rural South.

(OK I AM DONE WITH THIS SHIT)
(FIRST THE DURHAM DIRT BAG AND NOW THIS................)
(I AM SURE HE WILL BE REHABILITATED AND TAUGHT NOT TO LIKE LITTLE BOYS AND WELCOMED BACK INTO SOCIETY) (I'LL BET HE'S ON PAID LEAVE AT THIS POINT)

"CHICKEN STEREOTYPES ABOUND" (THESE PEOPLE ARE SERIOUSLY PISSED)

Maitland Man dies saving son in waterfall


( BE CAREFUL IN FASTWATER )
HIGHLANDS — A man died Sunday afternoon rescuing his son from a Macon County waterfall.Michael Grady, 52, of Mailtand, Florida, got his leg stuck in a hole and apparently drowned, according to information from county and Highlands emergency officials. The incident happened at a popular cascade, known as Bust Your Butt or Quarry Falls off U.S. 64 between Franklin and Highlands.

The incident is the second serious accident this month at a waterfall in the county.

Officials did not have the name of his son, who was described as being 11-12 years old. An emergency report named the mother of the boy as Lisa Grady. More information about the incident will be made available today after a debriefing of rescuers, said Highlands Assistant Fire Chief Ricky Bryson.The boy was flown from Angel Medical Center in Franklin to Mission Hospital in Asheville, where he was treated and released, spokeswomen for the hospitals said. Two fire departments, Highlands and Cullasaja Gorge, responded to a call around noon about a boy whose leg was trapped in a hole at the falls. When rescuers arrived, the boy had been freed but the father was stuck in the same area. “There was a lot of water pressure” helping to keep him pinned, said Bryson.The Cullasaja Gorge department brought a specially trained swift water rescue team, but still struggled to reach the man, the assistant chief said. “He was at a place where we really couldn't get to him,” he said. Emergency personnel brought in a ladder truck and used the ladder to get firefighters above the man. They then rappelled down to him and removed him. The man was pronounced dead before he could be taken to a hospital, according to emergency services and hospital personnel. In a recording of a 911 call, an unnamed bystander described how people were working to save the boy before emergency personnel arrived and before the father became stuck.“Apparently the boy is stuck, like his leg is stuck. They are trying to hold his head above the water, but they can't seem to get him free,” the caller said.“It looks like his father is with him holding his head up out of the water. But I think they are running out of energy because they are in the middle of these falls,” he said.On June 16, the Highlands department also was involved with the rescue of a St. Augustine, Fla., man who fell 70 feet from Glen Falls off N.C. 106.Jason Jackson, 16, strayed beyond a small safety fence to get a better picture when he lost his footing.Jackson suffered broken bones and bruises.Waterfall accidents have been deadly in Western North Carolina, with at least 12 people killed since 2001. Most have been from outside the region and unfamiliar with potential dangers.

ANTI MCDONALDS HONDURAN FREEDOM FIGHTER

(THIS IS ACTUALLY A GOOD GUY TRYING TO OVERTHROW THE PRESIDENT WHO IS STARTING TO ACT LIKE HUGO CHAVEZ, REMEMBER HIM-OBAMAS BUDDY)

Supreme Court rules for white firefighters over promotions

WASHINGTON – The Supreme Court has ruled that white firefighters in New Haven, Conn., were unfairly denied promotions because of their race, reversing a decision that high court nominee Sonia Sotomayor endorsed as an appeals court judge.
( THIS IS A GLIMMER OF HOPE IN AN OTHERWISE DISMAL POLITICAL ARENA )
( PLUS IT'S A NO-BRAINER THAT THIS "WHITE" DISCRIMINATION IS RIDICULOUS )

NY man trying to help another dies in bridge fall

( THIS IS SOME CRAPPY LUCK ) State police say 44-year-old Kevin Ryan, of Mount Kisco, was traveling on Route 23 in the town of Catskill, 30 miles south of Albany, around 10:45 p.m. Sunday when he noticed a vehicle overturned in the opposite lane. Investigators say Ryan stepped over a concrete barrier unaware there was a 17-foot wide gap between the eastbound and westbound lanes of the bridge. He fell nearly 50 feet to the rocks and concrete below. He was pronounced dead at a hospital. Troopers say the driver of the other vehicle suffered minor injuries. CATSKILL, N.Y. (AP) - Police say a New York man running to the aid of another motorist fell to his death from a bridge, apparently because he didn't know there was a large gap between lanes.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Man allegedly tries to run down wife, but crashes


"CAY-ANT GET THEY-UH FRUM HEE-AH" I LOVE A GOOD CRAZY MAINE STORY

PORTLAND, Maine - A man accused of trying to run down his wife with a dump truck faces charges of domestic violence and reckless conduct with a dangerous weapon. The Portland Press Herald said a 40-year-old man and his wife had been drinking at a friend's house on Wednesday. The woman told Cumberland County Sheriff's deputies that the two started to argue, and she left the house with her dog.Authorities said the man allegedly drove at his wife with his dump truck, missed, went off the road and crashed into some trees. The man fled on foot, but police said they were able to find him at another house.

"WHAT'S A MARMOT" ?.... ( That was my first question )

MARMOT GOES CRAZY IN RESTAURANT

PROSSER, Wash. - Diners in a central Washington state wine town got a visit from a furry and unwelcome dinner guest. A big rodent called a marmot wandered in the front door of a restaurant in Prosser on Monday and settled into a corner. Marmots, closely related to ground squirrels, are a longtime problem in Prosser. They dig through gardens, chew electrical wires and foul front porches with droppings.The city paid a trapper $5,700 over two years to reduce the population but ran short of money last year.City Administrator Charlie Bush says several people in the restaurant helped make a makeshift tunnel out of advertising signs. With some gentle prodding, the marmot ran to freedom.

(I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING)

RABID WHALE EATS JAPANESE GIRLS HEAD

GODZILLA'S REVENGE

FLYING FISH......................


A stingray leaps out of the water as it is hunted by a killer whale just off St. Heliers beach in Auckland, N.Z.

LAPD 'searching for Michael Jackson doctor'

Thursday, June 25, 2009

BEWARE THE BEACH 'CROCODILES ARE WAITING FOR YOU'


THIS IS FLORIDA NOT AUSTRALIA

The rare beachside tracks also were the latest incident in which alligators -- along with a crocodile caught during the weekend in waist-deep waters beneath the Cocoa Beach Pier -- made their presence known in the ocean waves off Brevard County.

'High' wallabies blamed for Aussie crop circles

"We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," "Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high."

A manager for one of two Tasmanian companies licensed to take medicinal products from poppy straw told the newspaper that wildlife and livestock -- including deer and sheep -- that eat the poppies are known to "act weird."

"There have been many stories about sheep that have eaten some of the poppies after harvesting and they all walk around in circles," Tasmanian Alkaloids field operations manager Rick Rockliff said.Tasmania supplies about 50 percent of the world's raw material for morphine and related opiates. About 500 farmers grow the crop on 49,420 acres (20,000 hectares) of land.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Cocoa Beach full of Shit........ "Literally"


Brevard County's most popular beach is crawling with dangerous and disgusting bacteria. Over the past five weeks, four tests have come back positive for fecal bacteria near the Cocoa Beach pier.
Every person Eyewitness News talked to said it was the first they heard about it. Some thought the warnings should be publicized more.
(I'M SURE IT WAS AN ACCIDENT THAT IT WASN'T PUBLICIZED) (WHY WOULD ANYONE TRUST THE GOVERNMENT?)
"It does make me not so much want to get into the water here," said Connecticut visitor Gary Parker.(OH REALLY, YOU HAVE TO THINK TWICE ABOUT SWIMMING IN SHIT?)

"Brain Dead' Casselberry Officials Fining Tornado Victims

Teen Sexually Attacked At Wet 'N Wild

Orlando Police Search For Hispanic Male
The incident occurred around 1 a.m. during a private party called San Juan Nights.

(Tasty Load of Frothy Brew) Beer Truck almost causes environmental disaster & global warming

I LOVE A GOOD BEAVER STORY, DON'T YOU?
WANTON, Vt. - Police say a truck carrying 40,000 pounds of beer overturned in Vermont and closed a highway for several hours.The truck went off the road Monday morning on Route 78 in Swanton. It rolled over and landed in a swamp on a wildlife refuge. The crash also knocked down some power lines.The truck driver was not hurt. It is unclear why he went off the road.
(ITS CLEAR TO ME, HE WAS SHITFACED)
No beer spilled into the swamp. (IMAGINE THE ENVIRONMENTAL WACKOS GOING APESHIT OVER BEER SPILLING IN THE SWAMP, ALL THE PEEPERS BEAVERS AND WHATNOT DRUNK AS A SKUNK)

Text inadvertently sent to NJ cop leads to arrests

SALEM, N.J. - A man who allegedly wanted to buy some marijuana was arrested after he mistakenly sent a text message to a southern New Jersey police officer. Salem Police Cpl. Christopher Pew was off-duty when he received the message on his personal cell phone this week.Since he did not know the person who sent the text or whether it was a serious request, Pew agreed to meet the texter at a local shopping center, and the person described what vehicle he would be driving.That eventually led to the arrests of two Pennsville residents, who were charged with loitering to commit a controlled dangerous substance offense.

Teen: Woman tried to pry off fake nails in dispute

MOUNT VERNON, Wash. - A teenage girl who balked at paying for a set of inch-long, pumpkin-orange fake fingernails in a dispute at a Mount Vernon nail salon said a nail technician grabbed her and tried to pry the nails off. The 48-year-old technician told the Skagit Valley Herald that the dispute was strictly verbal.The technician said she and the customer argued over the design on the girl's nails and the girl tried to leave without paying.Once a police officer arrived, the 13-year-old girl and her mother agreed to pay $10. The technician said the nails and her labor were worth about $30.Police spokeswoman Jill Boudreau said police are referring the case to the city's prosecutor for a possible misdemeanor assault charge.

Monday, June 22, 2009

St Pete Times takes on the scientology nutjobs,........ time for 'Tom Cruise to come outta the closet'

"HAPPY GILMORE?..................

DRUNKS HECKLE TIGER WOODS Beer-drinking fans are closely watched on the 10th hole by a State Trooper during the third round at the U.S. Open at Bethpage Black Saturday. (Photo by Ed Betz / June 20, 2009)

"GHOSTS"?

Sarkozy says burqas are 'not welcome' in France
(BOUT TIME)

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Bar brawler charged with high-heeled shoe assault


HAVERSTRAW, N.Y. - This woman really knows how to get to the point , but not in a good way. Police arrested a bar patron early Friday after she whacked another woman on the head with a high heeled shoe. The victim was treated for cuts on her head. The suspect was charged with assault. Police do not know what started the argument.

Chubby people live longest: Japan study

TERROR IN THE STREETS OF IRAN

BBC CORRESPONDENT
Security forces were everywhere in central Tehran in the late afternoon and early evening.
As I spent a couple of hours driving around in heavy traffic I could see thousands of men, some uniformed members of the military riot squads, some units of revolutionary guard, and everywhere basijis - militiamen who look like street toughs.
The security men were deployed on every street corner, in long lines down the sides of the roads, and in all the main squares. The basijis wore riot helmets and carried big clubs. It was designed to intimidate, and while I was there, it was working.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Alligator, Piranhas Found In South Philly Home

A 5-foot long alligator and several piranhas were confiscated from a home in South Philadelphia Tuesday

Senate Backs Apology for Slavery


( I GUESS THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO )

BRUNO "R"?

Thursday, June 18, 2009

on another hare note..........................

(THIS IS REAL FOLKS NO PHOTOSHOP)
A German breeder of huge hares has hit the big time. A short film about a plan to send monster bunnies to North Korea for food was part of the Berlin Film Festival. It seems that Communist functionaries ate the rabbits before they could benefit the poor.

Oregon woman obsessed with rabbits arrested again


PORTLAND, Ore. - Washington County's "Bunny Lady" is back in the hutch after violating a court order not to own or control animals for five years. Miriam Sakewitz, 47, was arrested again Tuesday at a Tigard hotel after an employee reported finding rabbits hopping around in her room.Problems for Sakewitz started in October 2006 when Hillsboro police found and confiscated nearly 250 rabbits in her home, including about 100 dead ones in freezers and refrigerators.Police said she broke into the facility where the survivors were being cared for in January 2007 and stole most of them back. Authorities found her a few days later in Chehalis, Wash., with eight live rabbits and two dead ones in her car. Another 130 were recovered at a nearby horse farm.

Sub allegedly chokes student over dodgeball call

NEW ROCHELLE, N.Y. - New York police say a substitute gym teacher put a 10-year-old student in a chokehold after the two got in an argument over a dodgeball game. The Daniel Webster Elementary School sub was charged Friday with third-degree assault, endangering the welfare of a child and harassment.
Detective Thomas Leak said the 58-year-old sub apparently began calling the boy 'a big baby' and a 'crybaby' after they argued about a call in a dodgeball game.

Senator questions firing of 3 inspectors general by Obama

(AS OBAMA CONTINUES TO SEIZE POWER AND SILENCE THE OPPOSITION, DOES THIS SOUND FAMILIAR TO ANYONE?)

PETA wishes Obama hadn't swatted that fly

(THESE FREAKJOBS ARE SERIOUS)

City: Workers Must Wear Underwear Deodorant Also Included In Florida City's Revised Dress Code

Mother fought off cougar to save toddler from attack

The cougar is the second killed by conservation officers since Saturday. The other was shot after two dogs were attacked on a popular hiking trail on Friday and Saturday.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Fired IG Calls White House Explanation 'Baseless,' Says He's Being Targeted

"Change We Can Believe In"

The government watchdog President Obama canned for allegedly being "confused" and "disoriented" fired back sharply Wednesday, saying the White House explanation for removing him was "insufficient," "baseless" and "absolutely wild."

As "The annointed One" has said in the past and verified by his actions, his attitude of "I won," as Obama noted matter-of-factly
, in prior meetings

Clerk shoots man after cell phone deflects knife

ANOTHER ONE FOR THE GOOD GUYS! I'M GOING TO GUESS THAT CHARGES ARE PENDING ON THE CLERK.
ROSWELL, Ga. - A liquor store clerk's cell phone may have saved his life. Police said when a would-be robber tried to stab the clerk at Beverage Mart on Monday the knife dented the cell phone in the clerk's pocket, but did not injure him. The clerk, 59-year-old Joseph Wescott, then pulled a gun and shot the man in the abdomen. The clerk was given the pistol by his son, a police officer.

Man spends night locked in Salem Bar Bathroom

HEY DOES THIS BRING BACK ANY MEMORIES ?
The 26-year-old man told police he got locked in the bathroom when the bar closed at 1 a.m. Saturday but spent a "comfortable" night there. Walton says the man was apologetic, offered to pay his tab and quickly left.

FDA says Zicam nasal spray can cause loss of smell

THIS IS SERIOUS

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Food and Drug Administration says Zicam nasal spray can permanently damage users' sense of smell.The FDA says consumers should stop using Zicam Cold Remedy nasal gel and related products immediately. All the over-the-counter products contain zinc. Scientists say that ingredient may damage nerves in the nose needed for smell.The FDA says about 130 consumers have reported a loss of smell after using Zicam products since 1999.Manufacturer Matrixx Initiatives is facing lawsuits over the product, but says on its Web site: "No plaintiff has ever won a court case, because there is no known causal link between the use of Zicam Cold Remedy nasal gel and impairment of smell."Calls placed to the Scottsdale, Ariz.-based company were not immediately returned.

Maine woman, 77, escorts armed intruder from home at gunpoint


MACHIAS, Maine — A 77-year-old Princeton woman faced down a man armed with a sawed-off shotgun and sent him running after she pointed her own gun at him, according to court documents.
(I WONDER IF THE LIBS ARE TRYING TO CHARGE HER WITH A GUN RELATED CRIME, IT WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME IN THE LEAST)

Man hides in LA storm sewer for 12 hours to avoid arrest

LOS ANGELES - A burglary suspect who tried to evade police by hiding in a narrow storm drain under a busy freeway for 12 hours finally agreed to give himself up after speaking to a local TV reporter on his cell phone.
"We applied tear gas on more than one occasion," Moore said. "We stopped because we thought he'd suffocate to death. Just the way he resisted the tear gas was amazing."

Boy, 8, saves sister and drunk adults from fire

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

HAPPY 40TH BIRTHDAY STEVE!!!




Puppy survives after 'flush' with death


LONDON - A British pup had a narrow flush with disaster after his 4-year-old master decided to give him a bath in the toilet. Daniel Blair was quoted as telling Britain's Daily Mirror tabloid that he tried to clean the muddy 1-week-old cocker spaniel because he was muddy, and he flushed him down the drain.
His mother Alison was quoted as saying she thought the dog was dead, but a drainage firm was able to locate the beleaguered animal in a pipe 20 yards away from the house using specialist camera gear.

Funeral director accused of dumping human organs


HMMMMM THAT IS SUM GOOD CHITLINS

A moose on the loose at upstate NY racetrack

FALSE CASEY ANTHONY SIGHTING
THATS A MOOSE NOT A HORSE

Stupid Stimulus Stuff


- 3.4 million for under-highway safe crossing for turtles in Jacksonville (ACCORDING TO FDOT "turtles hit by vehicles can become flying projectiles") OH THE HUMANITY

- efforts to protect the sage grouse population (THANK THE LORD)

- $840,000 to repair a bridge in Portage County, Wis., that carries 260 vehicles a day largely to a backwater saloon and a country club.
- Road signs costing $300 each, being placed at construction sites to alert motorists that the project is being paid for by the stimulus money (WITH OBAMA CHANGE PICTURES NO DOUBT)

-Montana's state-run liquor warehouse, to receive $2.2 million in stimulus cash to install skylights (FINALLY)

Chief blames `knuckleheads' for Lakers disturbance


I THINK 'KNUCKLEHEADS' IS A PRETTY DARN HARSH WORD FOR L.A. SCUMBAG RIOTERS. JUST ANOTHER EXCUSE TODO SOME 'LOOTIN'

Cal.school district's error delays summer break by 34 school days for some students


"We made an error on the minimum days of about five minutes," said Dickson Principal Sue Pederson. "Realistically, that's our accounting mistake as adults. We're unfortunately making the children pay for it by making them give up their summer."
(MORE STUPID BUREAUCRATIC BS )

"Switched at Birth" Casey the Killer or Mr. Ed (a horse is a horse of course)


From one horse to another
I swear I can't tell the difference
any likeness or resemblance to horses living or dead is purely coincidental and by no means were any animals actually hurt by this story