Tuesday, June 23, 2009

(Tasty Load of Frothy Brew) Beer Truck almost causes environmental disaster & global warming

I LOVE A GOOD BEAVER STORY, DON'T YOU?
WANTON, Vt. - Police say a truck carrying 40,000 pounds of beer overturned in Vermont and closed a highway for several hours.The truck went off the road Monday morning on Route 78 in Swanton. It rolled over and landed in a swamp on a wildlife refuge. The crash also knocked down some power lines.The truck driver was not hurt. It is unclear why he went off the road.
(ITS CLEAR TO ME, HE WAS SHITFACED)
No beer spilled into the swamp. (IMAGINE THE ENVIRONMENTAL WACKOS GOING APESHIT OVER BEER SPILLING IN THE SWAMP, ALL THE PEEPERS BEAVERS AND WHATNOT DRUNK AS A SKUNK)

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