Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Cocoa Beach full of Shit........ "Literally"


Brevard County's most popular beach is crawling with dangerous and disgusting bacteria. Over the past five weeks, four tests have come back positive for fecal bacteria near the Cocoa Beach pier.
Every person Eyewitness News talked to said it was the first they heard about it. Some thought the warnings should be publicized more.
(I'M SURE IT WAS AN ACCIDENT THAT IT WASN'T PUBLICIZED) (WHY WOULD ANYONE TRUST THE GOVERNMENT?)
"It does make me not so much want to get into the water here," said Connecticut visitor Gary Parker.(OH REALLY, YOU HAVE TO THINK TWICE ABOUT SWIMMING IN SHIT?)

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  1. Brevard County's most popular beach is crawling with dangerous and disgusting bacteria. Over the past five weeks, four tests have come back positive for fecal bacteria near the Cocoa Beach pier.
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